Top 10 Answers to the Question “So when are you having a baby?”
10. As soon as the paper for welfare goes through.
9. Well, my husband is paying child support for his other 6, so financially, its just not a good time.
8. The doctor said I can’t have kids while I’m using.
7. We’re looking for a good egg donor! Are there any genetic diseases in your family?
6. We’re just going to adopt 4 from octomom and call it a day.
5. We’re still working on our tantric technique. No babies until that’s perfected.
4. We want to wait until we’re in our 90’s like the biblical Abraham!
3. We’re waiting for free health care! Cross your fingers!
2. Well, we might be having one in 8 months, but we’ll have to get a paternity test first.
1. WORST ECONOMY IN 80 YEARS!!! Ask the Republicans when I’m having a baby!
10. As soon as the paper for welfare goes through.
9. Well, my husband is paying child support for his other 6, so financially, its just not a good time.
8. The doctor said I can’t have kids while I’m using.
7. We’re looking for a good egg donor! Are there any genetic diseases in your family?
6. We’re just going to adopt 4 from octomom and call it a day.
5. We’re still working on our tantric technique. No babies until that’s perfected.
4. We want to wait until we’re in our 90’s like the biblical Abraham!
3. We’re waiting for free health care! Cross your fingers!
2. Well, we might be having one in 8 months, but we’ll have to get a paternity test first.
1. WORST ECONOMY IN 80 YEARS!!! Ask the Republicans when I’m having a baby!
Xoxo,
♥ GRG
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