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Sometimes getting advice from an unbiased source can be the best. You don't have to get into the drama, or details of a certain situation. I'm willing to tell it like it is...in my opinion! I'm not afraid to tell you the things that maybe your BF doesn't have the guts to say. I'm not afraid to tell you dirty little secrets that your mama is too embarrassed to tell you! I find myself giving out a lot of advice. Whether it's any good or not, who knows! But I do enjoy it. I thought it might be enjoyable to launch a website of fun, and sometimes serious advice. Please email me your question at GetRealAdvice@Gmail.com, and I will post a blog entry about it. Enjoy! *Names and locations will be changed for privacy purposes!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

When Are You Having a Baby?

I was talking to a friend about that annoying question people feel the need to ask. As if it's any of their business! So tacky. My friend had some great responses, so I had to share.

Top 10 Answers to the Question “So when are you having a baby?”
10. As soon as the paper for welfare goes through.
9. Well, my husband is paying child support for his other 6, so financially, its just not a good time.
8. The doctor said I can’t have kids while I’m using.
7. We’re looking for a good egg donor! Are there any genetic diseases in your family?
6. We’re just going to adopt 4 from octomom and call it a day.
5. We’re still working on our tantric technique. No babies until that’s perfected.
4. We want to wait until we’re in our 90’s like the biblical Abraham!
3. We’re waiting for free health care! Cross your fingers!
2. Well, we might be having one in 8 months, but we’ll have to get a paternity test first.
1. WORST ECONOMY IN 80 YEARS!!! Ask the Republicans when I’m having a baby!
Xoxo,
♥ GRG

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